After being turned on to the Fake Criterions website, I had to take a
crack at it.

Spaceballs has been a cinema staple in my life, though it seems to get a little cheesier every time I watch it… This fake cover captures the dark and dramatic nature of many other films, but definitely not Mel Brooks’ Spaceballs. All you get is a stylized visage of Dark Helmet and his diminutive stature, compensated by the hilariously designed suit and amply sized helmet.

Out of order?! Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!